Would You Rather: The Shortlist

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If you’re stuck for conversation topics, this is a sure-fire way to find out which one of your friends is a sick (amazing) bastard, and which are too cool to articulate which is better once and for all: the pokémon or harry potter world. The deep questions. Gut it out.

 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

 

Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?

 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

 

Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

 

WOULD YOU RATHER?
 

Fart popcorn?
Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

 

Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
(HARRY ALL THE WAY)

Character defining; lets you know EXACTLY where your friends priorities are at:
WOULD YOU RATHER?  
 

Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

Have any more? Comment below. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

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