Sri Lanka: Secret Tips

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Tips! Secret! Yes! A handy little list of useful stuff. Tidbits of information that I personally searched the net for hours to find before taking the trip…to no avail. Yes Lonely Planet and Rough Guides are amazing for the big stuff, but stuff like budgets for real budgetΒ travellers, train/bus safety and feasibility… whether or notΒ its appropriate to wear shorty shorts and crop tops and nipple tassels walking down the average street… are facts that can be frustratingly difficult to find scrolling down whenever-ending travel forums.

Well ladies and gentlemen, here it is. And let me tell you, shorty shorts are ok, but your nipple tassels are just for your private in-room parties and under additional clothing matter. Accessorise the tassels with a full bra and top, and you’re good to go.

Enjoy. Ask questions. I love those guys.

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Sri Lanka: Land

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The second part to my Sri Lanka guide is dedicated to all things land. The beaches are stunning, but if you are more of a hiker, long grass wanderer and elephant lover then maybe the land is for you.

This guide is quiet glimpse of the heart of Sri Lanka, and I hope I can give you some sort of inspiration and tingling in the nether region to get up (LEAP) to your computer to book the ticket. Sometimes you need the tingle to let you mingle…shingles? Not a poet. Moving on.

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